Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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