So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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