and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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