there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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