just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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