WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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