I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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