I don't think brook has ever known best
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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