About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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