Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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