I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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