I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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