did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He did a backflip because drugs
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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