so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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