I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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