The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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