Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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