my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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