The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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