who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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