I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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