I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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