ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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