Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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