my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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