mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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