i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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