they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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