Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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