so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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