how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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