Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The air was thick with penises
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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