Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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