Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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