Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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