Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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