Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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