is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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