when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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