I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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