I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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