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dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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