hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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