She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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