The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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