Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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