this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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