does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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