I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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