Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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